My Life As a BonerkillerI wasn’t planning to poke his boner. But as I sat beside my boyfriend, watching Blood Simple, I could feel what was coming. Frances McDormand was on screen, scantily clad. I was twenty-something, and for the first time having that uncomfortable… May 24 16May 24, 2016Article at Jezebel
Fantasy vs. Reality: Taking a Look at Tinder's Most-Swiped ProfessionsTruth: Some people are hot, some people are not, and male pilots and female physical therapists get the most action on Tinder. The speed-lust app with a penchant for instant aesthetic judgments released the top-most swiped professions for men and… Mar 05 16March 05, 2016Article at Jezebel
Warning: Reading Wildly Specific Anti-Aging Advice Will Age YouEven though we are all vain creatures who want to look good, it’s impossible as a woman to not sometimes suspect there’s full-scale effort to make you despise not just your entire being, but also every conceivable angle from which it may be viewed.… Feb 27 16February 27, 2016Article at Jezebel
Lasting Couples Are Super Great at Two Things: Talking and ScrewingQuick, dim the lights: A large-scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term couples found that the happiest couples do two things better than you: fuck and talk (about fucking). They also do lots of different sex moves,… Feb 21 16February 21, 2016Article at Jezebel
Does Your Relationship Need a 'Marriage Test'?It’s Valentine’s Day, so couples everywhere will be artificially forced to evaluate their relationship status based on an arbitrary holiday that has no real bearing on the strength of their love. Or you could skip that and read the new co-written… Feb 14 16February 14, 2016Article at Jezebel
What Kind of Couple Still Shares an Email Account and When Will They Stop? (Never)A recent Ethicist question at the New York Times wonders how to have privacy in a relationship with someone who uses a shared email or social media account with their significant other. But perhaps the better questions are as follows: Who actually… Feb 07 16February 07, 2016Article at Jezebel
In Literature and In Life, Men and Women Still Want Different Things in a MatePunk pioneer Johnny Rotten once sneered, “Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?” And that’s how you may feel reading a New Yorker piece about the ideal marriage according to novels, wherein novelist Adelle Waldman lays bare the depressing reality… Jan 30 16January 30, 2016Article at Jezebel
How Sorry Do We Feel for the Lonesome Single Bachelors of New York?It’s not a trick question: There’s a piece in the New York Times about aging single men in their 30s and 40s who are finally ready to settle down, but bummed that it takes actual effort and stuff. What shall we do here? A round of sympathy drinks? Or… Jan 16 16January 16, 2016Article at Jezebel
PSA: Take Your Fucking Lunch BreakThere are two kinds of people who don’t take their lunch breaks: Martyrs and assholes. Martyrs work through lunch so everyone can see how hard working and devoted they are. Assholes are either lucky enough to love what they do so much that they… Jan 09 16January 09, 2016Article at Jezebel
Living Together Might Be Just as Beneficial as Marrying, Especially for WomenSo much for the undying stereotype that women need marriage like a fish needs fish gills: New research has found that women get just as much of an emotional boost out of just shacking up as they do out of making it legal. And “emotional boosts” are… Dec 20 15December 20, 2015Article at Jezebel
'Instagram Husband' Is an Accidental Ode to the Still-Shitty Gender Dynamics of SuccessA new video featuring the long-suffering laments of the “Instagram Husband” is a comedic tribute to the silent sacrifice of the partners who help make art (or “art”) happen. But it also inadvertently highlights how rarely that role is played by… Dec 13 15December 13, 2015Article at Jezebel
No, Your Adult Kids Don’t Have to Talk to You Whenever You Want Them ToHaving kids is a lot of things—a joy, a challenge, a pain, a miracle, a tragedy. But one thing it isn’t? A lifelong guarantee of a deep friendship that warrants regular check-ins. Even when you pay for stuff. Sorry. But just such a conundrum comes up… Dec 06 15December 06, 2015Article at Jezebel
Be Very, Very Careful When RemarryingNews of the impending split of Yolanda and David Foster leaves us with an important reminder: when it’s time to rise up from the ashes of a previous marriage and soar into your second, or third, or fourth, you should probably take it very seriously,… Dec 05 15December 05, 2015Article at Jezebel
Should We Be Mourning the Accidental Pregnancy?Accidental pregnancies are often a terrible burden. For some women, however—myself included—they’re not entirely unwelcome, as it’s the only way babies are going to happen. When you’re not sure if you want kids or not, a contraceptive like the IUD… Dec 03 15December 03, 2015Article at Jezebel
Is Freezing Your Eggs All It's Cracked Up to Be?Despite the preponderance of think-pieces on the subject, few children are actually materializing through the egg freezing route. Is what’s being billed as the modern woman’s insurance policy actually a crock of bullshit? Since the American Society… Nov 29 15November 29, 2015Article at Jezebel
Informal Poll: Did a 5-Year-Old Really Draw This Picture?I love my daughter. I believe she is talented and smart and wonderful and lovely and will do great things, and perhaps some of those things will be artistic things. But I don’t think she really drew this artwork her teacher sent home recently. Reason… Nov 28 15November 28, 2015Article at Jezebel
Feeling Undesirable? Try Staring at Men For a ChangeIf you’re the sort of heterosexual woman who can’t help comparing your body to the bodies of other women, look to men for the answer. Well, not to them—at them. Over at Elle, advice guru E. Jean fields a question from a woman who says she’s “highly… Nov 23 15November 23, 2015Article at Jezebel
Let’s Talk About Receiving Weird, Unwanted Attention From Male BossesMost women experience unwanted attention from an early age—the second you hit puberty, a whole new world of stares, remarks, groping, or worse descends upon you. But there’s a particularly uncomfortable strain of attention that aligns specifically… Nov 22 15November 22, 2015Article at Jezebel
Guess What? You Really, Really Don't Have to Sleep OverIf a one-night stand is a hookup that implies you’ll be sleeping over and skulking off first thing in the AM, then the “half-night stand” is apparently a hookup where you bail well before that. Specifically: because the sex was bad. While it must be… Nov 21 15November 21, 2015Article at Jezebel
Why Can't We Keep Our Sick Asses at Home?Welcome to cold and flu season, in which our bodies are attacked by germs and our emotions by guilt-mongering bosses and coworkers. At some point or another, you’re going to get sick, and then you’re going to have decide whether you’re well enough to… Nov 20 15November 20, 2015Article at Jezebel