Marc Randazza

Due Process for Tsarnaev – Demanded by a Masshole

By Marc J. Randazza I want a new trial for Tsarnaev – because FUCK Dzhokhar Tsarnaev! I don’t personally know anyone who got hurt in the Tsarnaev bombing. I don’t even know anyone who was in the zone of danger. Nevertheless, when I heard about the…

Murum Aries Attigit, Y'all

This here case is a pretty good story. It all starts in Orange County, North Carolina. Folks there, well, everywhere, say the wheels of justice turn slowly. But, a few weeks ago, Lady Justice traded in her robe and blindfold for a pair of short…

Randazza: Nothing is Straight in Boston

By Marc J. Randazza Boston was home to a "Straight Pride" rally. Unsurprisingly, a bunch of idiots showed up to protest the other idiots, and idiocy ensued. It seems to have all been fixed now. So, here's the story. Straight Pride Ralliers – Super…

Randazza: Damn right we should get rid of birthright citizenship

by Marc J. Randazza American citizenship is one of the most coveted statuses that mankind has ever invented. A majority of the 7 billion people on this planet would gladly swap their passport for a nice blue one with a gold eagle on its cover. And…

Randazza: Vermin Supreme's Pony Horde Rides on Kansas (Popehat Signal Activated)

By Marc J. Randazza My client, Vermin Love Supreme (yes, that is his real name), recently filed to run for Attorney General of Kansas. Supreme is performance artist and a political activist who has run for U.S. President many times, and recently…

Randazza: Trump, Twitter, The NFL, and Everything

By Marc J. Randazza The NFL says that players must stand (or remain in the locker room) during the National Anthem. No more "taking a knee." In the same week, Trump lost a case that says that the "interactive space" in his tweets is a "public forum"…

Randazza: Trying to make sense of Bourdain

By Marc J. Randazza I did not know Anthony Bourdain. But, he was a good friend to a good friend. I'm upset about his death for a few reasons. First, and foremost, a good friend lost a good friend. Selfishly, I always had it as a given that I would…

Randazza: Masterpiece Cakeshop – A Whole Lotta Nothing

By Marc J. Randazza Masterpiece Cakeshop was supposed to be one of the decisive battles in the war for "religious freedom," or "gay rights" or "free speech," or whatever you wanted it to be. And, yesterday, the Supreme Court issued its opinion. The…

Randazza: Latest Appearance on Infowars

I guess Randazza reads comments that he isn't fearless enough to respond to directly. Looks like he is proving to be like Clark! Maybe that's just how people who can't respond directly to criticism because their statements are indefensible…

Randazza: Interview with The King of Cambodia

By Marc J. Randazza Norodom Sihamoni is the King of Cambodia. I had the opportunity to meet with him recently. I was in a whorehouse on the outskirts of Amsterdam, and we were both stumbling in to the place, baked off our asses. I was high from…

Randazza: Stormy v. Trump: Anti-SLAPP thru DÉPEÇAGE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

First Stormy Daniels tried to blame Tom Brady for threatening her. And now this… Today, Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, sued Donald Trump in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York. See Clifford v. Trump, Case No.…

Randazza: Scottish comedian's Nazi salute dog video was awful. But it wasn't a crime

Marc J. Randazza is a First Amendment attorney and managing partner of the Randazza Legal Group. Follow him on Twitter @marcorandazza, and read his academic publications here. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of the…

Randazza: THE (Nevada) SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT!

By Marc J. Randazza A Nevada court previously ordered the censorship of autopsy reports stemming from the Las Vegas massacre. (source) Today, the Nevada Supreme Court reversed that decision as an unlawful prior restraint. (Opinion Here.) The lower…

Randazza: Section 2(a) Falls! First Amendment Wins!

First Amendment Prevails as Final Portion of Trademark Act’s Censorship Regime Falls by Marc J. Randazza The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit just struck down the final pillar in the U.S. Trademark Act’s censorship regime. 15 U.S.C. §…

Randazza: The Neo-Nazi and The First Amendment

Andrew Anglin, a neo-Nazi whom many online publications refer to as a vicious online troll, is being sued by a Jewish citizen of Whitefish, Montana. Tanya Gersh accuses him of invading her family’s privacy, urging his supporters to attack her family…

Randazza: Even Trump has a right to free speech

When then-presidential candidate Trump uttered the words, “Get’em out of here,” at one of his rallies, Trump’s supporters assaulted three anti-Trump protestors. The protestors now want to hold Trump liable for the assault, based on his speech…

Randazza: Even Trump has a right to free speech

Marc J. Randazza is a First Amendment attorney and managing partner of the Randazza Legal Group. Follow him on Twitter @marcorandazza, and read his academic publications here. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of the…

The best way to respond to Las Vegas massacre

Marc J. Randazza is a First Amendment attorney and managing partner of the Randazza Legal Group. Follow him on Twitter: @marcorandazza, and read his academic publications here. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of the…

Randazza: Outrage over Google memo goes too far

Marc J. Randazza is a First Amendment attorney and managing partner of the Randazza Legal Group. Follow him on Twitter: @marcorandazza, and read his academic publications here. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of the…

Rock band The Slants' victory in court secures your rights

Marc J. Randazza is a Las Vegas-based First Amendment attorney and managing partner of the Randazza Legal Group. Follow him on Twitter: @marcorandazza. The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of the author. (CNN)In the 1971 free…