Judy McGuire

I knew Jessica from college, and we lost touch years ago. Shortly before I moved away, I ran into her at an Ave. A bar. She had just moved to town. I don't thin...

The only explanation I could find was that some women prepare the reasons they are going to give their girlfriends: "He said this? He did that? He could not mak...

Dear Dategirl,I threw out my husband’s favorite T-shirt, and he’s furious. It was threadbare and one of the armpits was ripped out, but he sometimes wore it to play basketball. At one time it had a band’s name on it (Negative Approach), but you

Former Jarvis Cocker backup dancer and current Seattle Weekly Dategirl Judy McGuire’s new book, The Official Book Of Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll Lists, is rife with lists counting down debauched and out-there moments of —Ozzy Osbourne’s health

Why am I so damn nosy? I've read my boyfriend's emails and checked his voice mail (and even though I've already told him that I do both, he's never bothered to ...

When my friend Julie emailed me a photo of captured Chief Warrant Officer Ron Young a few weeks back, we were both all a-quiver, salivating over his likeness, a...

I have a big problem! I am a good-looking, sweet, submissive gay boy who really loves straight men, especially older married Daddy types. I prefer to be alone i...

Dear Dategirl, I’m afraid I’m never going to have sex again. It had been a while, and so last week, when I ran into an old FWB* in from out of town, I decided to give him another try. Sex with him had never been mind-blowing, but it was

Dear Dategirl,What is the protocol for deciding who pays on a date? I'm lucky in that I've always had a well-paying career, but I lost my job at the end of last year. I'm not exactly broke, but I certainly don't have anything close to the disposable

Dear Dategirl, I am a 31-year-old married man. Although I still check out other women occasionally, I was with enough of them before I got married that I don't feel any compulsion to cheat on my wife. However, I do wonder what it would be like to be

I prefer men who are kind and treat me with respect. I believe most women feel the same. Even though I am convinced of this, I am constantly forced to defend my gender in these moronic women-hate-nice-guys arguments with my male friends. When I

The foulest, most disgusting sex I ever had was sex I never quite got around to having. I'd been involved with this guy off and on for a few months, and though we'd fooled around a lot, he'd managed to steer clear of actual penetration. Then, one