A new study says that masturbating before working out can help men get stronger and last longer, so a writer decided to conduct his own experiment.

A successful fishing trip is in the eye of the beholder. For some, the experience is all about enjoying the company of your friends while the blissful soundtrack of the water washes over the boat. Others live for the thrill of wrestling the behemoth…

Mallets – an overlooked household tool that rarely gets the attention it deserves until you’re without one. Have you ever tried to put up a garden fence with a hammer? It is a bad time, my dude. Sure to come in handy when you least expect it, this…

Ah, the joys of parenting as a nervous Millennial father, raised by TV dads like Bill Cosby, Tim Allen and *deep shudder* Stephen Collins, whose perverse anti-drug propaganda and hot tips on drugging people with horny sauce shaped my childhood. Think…

Give These Sex Positions a Try if You're Not Feeling Energetic The Lazy Dog A take on doggy style, the male partner uses his female partner as a human cushion as he lays down on top of her and shoves his whole body back and forth while she patiently…

Going once, going twice... For some, it takes until adulthood to realize how popular TV tropes can influence and ultimately warp our sense of reality and danger. For instance, did you know only a couple of people die per year from wandering into…

I probably get buzzed approximately 12 to 20 times a day during the work week — a paltry number compared to the average U.S. smartphone user’s 322 per week — but it’s the weekend buzz that seems to affect me a lot less than those highly anticipated…

For the longest time, I was convinced my feet were that of a circus clown’s; long, flat, and, as one UCONN student once shouted at me from his truck at the Borders parking lot back in the summer of 2004, “floppy as f***.” Turns out I was wrong –…

Make the most of your stay in Mother Nature with these essentials. With winter weather’s cold, frosty grip finally in the rearview mirror, now is the time to bust out your tents, grills, and stoves. Get in the car, kids—we’re going camping.…

For the 68% of the world who identify as lactose intolerant, a simple snack like a tacos or sandwich can play the role of a welcome snack or a TrojanHorse filled with guy-stabbing pain depending on who makes it and what lies beneath its bread-y skin.…

I hate to be a killjoy, but do you know how much money you’re wasting when you pay some teenager to froth your milk at Starbucks?! Hot take, milk nerds: It’s time high time to froth your own damn milk at home with this PowerLix Milk Frother. I mean,…

Phone chargers, like socks, Roku remotes, or my brain’s quaint reserve of serotonin, are one of those personal effects that can just disappear from the earth without rhyme or reason. That’s why I highly recommend springing for this two-pack of…

Call me an overthinker, but I handle every piece of raw chicken with extreme care. Not just because it’s cold and slimy, but raw chicken is often contaminated with harmful bacteria like campylobacter, clostridium perfringens, and the dreaded…

Holy crepe! Ok, now that I’ve got that out of my system I can spend some time talking about the NutriChef Electric Griddle Crepe Maker Cooktop Amazon’s got on sale right now for more than half off its original price tag. If you’re anything like me –…

It wasn’t until I entered my so-called “responsible adult years” that I began to understand the inherent value in food and why my parents would get so upset with me whenever I’d toss a barely-eaten apple or sandwich in the trash like I thought I was…

Hey there, buddy. You feeling alright? My bro, you sure drank a lot of brewskies last night. Everything okay at home? I’ve been noticing a black BMW parking at your house every morning after you leave for work. Did Brenda get a new personal trainer…

I believe it was a spunky little ginger orphan who first coined the phrase “the sun’ll come out tomorrow.” What that adorable little ward of the state should have sung was “the sun’ll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar I’ll be shopping…

For the millions of lactose-intolerant people out there, ice cream is a vice that can sometimes feel on par with a Schedule 1 substance sans all the violence and oppression. As a dessert lover whose stomach gets shredded from the slightest glance in…

You call that a knife?! This Mercer Culinary Millennia Black Handle, 7-Inch Granton Edge, Santoku Knife is a knife!! Now, I’m not normally one to trust knives below the $20 mark, but you gotta admit there’s something special about this $17 slicing…

It’s that time of the year again. No, I’m not talking about the eve of the 110th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, though that does happen to be tomorrow. I’m talking about Nordstrom Rack’s end-of-season sale that only happens at the end of every…