No electronic entrance gate system needs to operate faster than the one in front of a shopping centre restroomI shouldn’t have had that second cappucino in the food court Oct 29 26October 29, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab: spammed feet appear to be DOACurious Museum of Korean Spam S03 EP06 Oct 26 26October 26, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
I don’t grow more suspicious of innovative ideas as I get older. I thought they were stupid years agoWhy I never warmed to the internet fridge Oct 23 26October 23, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Our office ceiling light is brighter than the sun. But we have a stickNever put blind faith in weekend electricians Oct 22 26October 22, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Klytus’s daily cleansing routine might leave you mingingCurious Museum of Korean Spam S03 EP05 Oct 20 26October 20, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Transcribe-My-Thoughts app would prevent everyone knowing what I actually SAID during meetingsWelcome to another edition of Just A Minute, live from Scunthorpe Oct 19 26October 19, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
This hotel booking site didn’t like my modern standards-based web browser – so I downgraded it by 30 yearsBut I didn’t bother with Microsoft Internet Explorer. I’m not THAT stupid Oct 16 26October 16, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
The wind blows high, The wind blows low... All agassis say ‘Hello! Do-yun where’s yer troosers?’Curious Museum of Korean Spam S03 EP04 Oct 12 26October 12, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake IDSo say Alex, Graham, Dan, Phil and the others – for we are legion Oct 10 26October 10, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Agentic AI wrote our meeting minutes. It created five action points for Poppy’s holiday in MallorcaOh, and all your snarky comments after the boss left the room Oct 09 26October 09, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Nothing screams ‘sophistication’ like a Hawaiian shirt that looks like you vomited over itCurious Museum of Korean Spam S03 EP03 Oct 05 26October 05, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
All my emails are being marked as SPAM and being sent to my SPAM folder – except for those that ARE actually SPAMDid you get my email? Well, I didn’t get yours, either Oct 02 26October 02, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Sure, it looks like a disposable razor but what do you think is being shaved in that photo?Curious Museum of Korean Spam S03 EP02 Sep 28 26September 28, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
You forced me to use this presidential healthcare app and now you're asking for a printout?Just shake the meds, Mr Sloper, and enjoy your holiday Sep 25 26September 25, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Super-duper-wuper Intelligence: a rebranding guide for fools, conceived by morons, written by dead-headsAdjectives Matter. Hang on, I mean ALL Adjectives Matter Sep 24 26September 24, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Korean Spam returns for Season 3! Dawn of the Planet of the Secret Santa USB tech tatCurious Museum of Korean Spam S03 EP01 Sep 21 26September 21, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Coinbase: “To confirm that you are not a dodgy customer, send us your bank and credit card details”How stupid do you think I am? REVOLUT stupid? Sep 19 26September 19, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Repeat after me: “Open weight is not the same thing as open source”You’ll soon be able to put your finger on it (says Stoogie) Sep 18 26September 18, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
Nothing works any more. Everything is broken. Still, chin up – at least I have my own sandwich!With some fava beans and nice Chianti Sep 11 26September 11, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
First squeeze a little toothpaste onto the bristles, open wide... and then send in the camera crewWho wouldn’t want to video themselves inside and out? Sep 10 26September 10, 2026Article at Autosave is for Wimps
