27 Of The Very Best Quotes From "Shrill"

I don't know about you, but I'm really excited about the final season of Shrill. Having binged the entire show in what felt like one day, this has been long overdue.

Yes, I have a problem.

To celebrate the arrival of the much-anticipated final season of Shrill, here are the best quotes from previous seasons that I basically live by:

1. "I have to feed my cat, but then, yes." —Emily, Season 2, Episode 7

This was in response to Fran's question, "Are you free Saturday night?" I honestly could not relate to anything more.

2. "I would say, 'Don't overthink it.'" —Annie, Season 2, Episode 7

Annie talking to Gabe

I feel like I need a shirt that says this as a constant reminder for every minute of my life.

3. "I'm afraid that I'm feeling myself." —Annie, Season 1, Episode 1

Annie smiling with her eyebrows raised

Don't we all just want to feel ourselves? Both literally and figuratively.

4. "I shouldn't have to tell you that our sex life is private." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 8

annie in bed

This is definitely a lesson I think a lot of people need to learn.

5. "I'm not wearing a bra and I'm a real fucking writer!" —Annie, Season 1, Episode 2

Annie jumping up and down holding her breasts

As a writer, I feel this on an emotional *and* spiritual level.

6. "I don't need to figure things out. I like what I'm doing with my life." —Fran, Season 2, Episode 5

Fran talking to her mother

I feel like we all constantly feel this pressure that what we are currently doing is never good enough. That we should always be chasing a high of "figuring out" our lives. Let's normalize being okay with how our lives are currently going.

7. "I shouldn't have to trap you into treating me like a human being." —Annie, Season 1, Episode 1

Never, ever let anyone treat you less than you actually are. If they try to, message me. I'll take care of them with a lengthy letter.

8. "And women, we're, like, screaming in huge pink letters that we're powerful, just to try and convince ourselves." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 6

Annie talking to Gabe

I feel like every one of us have felt this at some point in our lives, both professionally and personally.

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9. "You look like a park ranger in a porno." —Fran, Season 2, Episode 4

Fran talking to Ryan

An aspiring aesthetic.

10. "You millennial dumpling." —Gabe, Season 1, Episode 1

Gabe holding Annie's face

I actually do want this on a T-shirt.

11. "Hey, everyone's full of shit, okay? It doesn't matter." —Amadi, Season 2, Episode 3

Amadi talking to Annie

Always remember that sometimes people are embellishing their lives because they don't like how it sounds. Don't compare your behind-the-scenes to everyone else's highlight reel.

12. "Do you think it would be okay if I just laid down on this couch and slept here till I died?" —Annie, Season 1, Episode 1

Annie looking at Fran

I say this every morning to my fiancé and have not yet gotten the OK.

13. "'Cause I'm the one with the fat ass and big titties. So I get to decide what we do." —Annie, Season 1, Episode 2

Annie looking at her partner in bed

I also say this to my fiancé and it works surprisingly well.

14. "I'm tryna be the person that I actually wanna be." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 1

Annie talking to Fran

This is such a good quote to remember when you're feeling a bit lost.

15. "That's adorable. Is there a point?" —Gabe, Season 1, Episode 1

Gabe staring

I mean, Gabe is just iconic.

16. "I've wasted so much time and energy and money, for what? For what?! You know. I'm fat. I'm fuckin' fat! Hello! I'm fat, you know?" —Annie, Season 1, Episode 4

Annie grimacing

This is one of the best episodes of the show and I know how important this quote can be to so many people.

17. "I'm a fucking bitch and I love it." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 1

Annie screaming

The most iconic quote for me, personally.

18. "From now on, no more dramatic exits." —Gabe, Season 2, Episode 1

Gabe talking to people

I refuse to agree with this quote, but I use it as a reminder to *always* leave dramatically.

19. "Come and join the pasta party, bitch!" —Fran, Season 1, Episode 3

Fran next to her brother in the kitchen

Is there any other kind of party? I think not.

20. "So, do you, uh, sell more of the morning-after pill in the morning or is it more of an all-day thing?" —Annie, Season 1, Episode 1

Annie smiling at a pharmacy

Honestly, I think this is a pretty valid question.

21. "I'm not off the rails. I am the rails." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 1

Annie talking to Fran while looking in a drawer for shorts

YES. I am loving the energy we created in the studio today.

22. "Either 69 or get out of my face." —Ruthie, Season 1, Episode 2

Ruthie staring over her desk

Yet another thing I have said to my fiancé.

23. "Yeah. Well, people do amazing things when they're pissed off." —Bill, Season 1, Episode 5

Bill looking at Annie

Not me suddenly developing super strength when my fiancé angers me while we're moving a piece of furniture up the stairs.

24. "If I'm not busy, I'm sad." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 3

Annie in an interview

I feel like every millennial in existence feels this quote deep in their soul.

25. "I'm starting to feel like I don't know anything about my own asshole." —Annie, Season 1, Episode 2

Annie smiling

I used to think I knew everything about mine, but now I'm not so sure.

26. "It's only a dry spell if you're thirsty." —Fran, Season 2, Episode 3

Fran doing someone's hair

Ain't that the truth, Fran.

27. "You're so wise. And pretty. And wise." —Fran, Season 1, Episode 2

Fran smiling

Me to myself in the mirror.

28. And finally, "I'm shaking my shit up a little bit. You know, taking a chance on myself." —Annie, Season 2, Episode 1

Annie talking to her father

I feel like we should all take a chance on ourselves once in a while. We may be surprised by what happens.

What's your favorite quote from Shrill? Let us know in the comments.

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