Like many of us in this world, I have IBS. If you have it, you *know* how much it actually sucks. The FODMAP, the triggers, the flare-ups, the constant stomach pain — it never ends.
So let's laugh through our tears with some jokes:
1. Literally, no one invited you:
Me: That fried food was delicious. Don't know why I don't do that more often. My IBS:
2. I aspire to be this confident with my IBS symptoms:
hot girls have ibs, i am hot girls
3. Please, no:
My IBS b like hole up✋ lemme gas u up real quick💯
4. Not me with severe anxiety *and* IBS:
wdym u don’t get anxiety induced ibs
5. Where do I get this medication??
First time taking my IBS medication
6. This is literally how it feels:
me: minding my own business my ibs:
7. Nah, not me:
Me: I wonder if I have IBS Also me: *drinks (decaf) coffee and eats everything really spicy* Naw
8. I need this on a T-shirt, honestly:
still have ibs on international women’s day why can’t i catch a break
9. Me, but with Pizza Hut's pan pizza. It's just so good, but oh so bad:
papa johns is so good but I have ibs
10. I'm pretty sure every Target employee has had to deal with us at one point:
not an ibs attack in the target bathroom....i’m going home
11. If I'm texting you, I'm probably on the toilet:
when u both got ibs
12. I would, but I'm petty AF:
I wouldn’t wish IBS on my worst enemy
13. What could it be???
Me a person who is lactose intolerant with ibs and on my period after 2 lattes with whole milk in them: “why does my stomach hurt so much?”
14. This is how I feel about Chipotle:
all schools and workplaces should provide high quality toilet paper given they’re the main reason i have IBS
15. This is hilariously depressing and I play this game every week:
With IBS, cheat days don’t exist. It’s more of a “am I willing to be uncomfortable and how much am I willing to tolerate ”.
16. I mean, I'm sure we ALL self-diagnosed before we got actually diagnosed!
i think we ALL have self diagnosed ibs
17. Some days we just can't deal with it:
My IBS to me today:
18. Although, I may also have lactose intolerance...
me but replace lactose intolerance with ibs
19. How do you know someone has IBS? Don't worry, we'll tell you...every day:
normalize letting me tell you about my ibs
20. When my stomach doesn't hurt, I spent the entire time trying to figure out why it doesn't hurt. Then I stress myself thinking about it and it starts hurting. 🎶 It's the ciiircle of life. 🎶
"are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts
21. Where does the poop go, though?
For hunters with IBS?🤔
22. You can never go wrong with a Charmin MEGA roll, trust me:
why my father roast my ibs ass like this (and why am i so excited?)
23. Is this *aging*?
Being a girl is mostly about having your tummy hurt a little bit all the time
24. Sometimes I'm like, "Wow maybe I don't have IBS!" *Spoiler alert* I was very wrong:
#IBSmemes #ibdmemes #chronicillness
25. My guess for me is at least three years:
I wonder how many combined years of my life so far I've spent on the loo.. Usually crying because I cant poo or because I cant stop pooing #ibs be like...
26. This is basically my personal theme song to my life:
When you have IBS
27. I can't even *look* at cauliflower without feeling uneasy:
me: why does my stomach hurt body: we have ibs and you ate a whole head of cauliflower me: me: oh yeah
28. Why can't we catch a break?!
When your iBS is acting up and you’ve been on a liquid diet all week
29. Well, this is definitely a stretch, but I can't deny IBS isn't painful. *sobs*
you don’t know what pain is unless you have ibs
30. It's the hashtag about fruit that truly resonated with me. I just love fruit so much, but they hate me so:
@ThatBrenna I'm definitely on the fartsy end of this spectrum. #IBSjokes #whydoesfruithateme
31. *Laughs in bidet*
If you're approaching a 5th wipe, you should just take a shower. #IBSJokes
32. Honestly, this is me on any typical day:
Feels of an #IBSpatient. #IBSClinic #ibsmemes #instamemesdaily #instamemesdaily
33. Even my gut doesn't trust my gut:
A visual explanation of my 18 year battle with IBS. #IBS
34. I don't know what I'd do without my air fryer, honestly:
If you have any form of IBS, insurance should cover the cost of an air fryer. 🤣 #randomthoughts #crohns #ibs
35. And finally, the sad reality of IBS:
Well hello #IBS long time no see, gunna be a long afternoon
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