1. A wildly popular stimulator with pressure wave technology to gently caress and suck the clit as no other toy or person has before. Plus, it's super quiet for when you want to pleasure yourself, but don't want the neighbors to hear.
Promising review: "I love this toy. I haven't had it long but it's already my new favorite way to get off (sorry to my partner!) I love all the different levels it has and did I mention how long the battery life is yet? A huge plus for me. Still learning what my body likes and how to orgasm but I have a feeling this will get me there." —E
Price: $59
2. A Halo vibrating ring to slide around the base of your partner's penis, making them last longer and giving you some serious penetration *and* surface stimulation. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
Promising review: "Ah-mazing! Easy to use, easy to clean. Husband was also VERY satisfied. Can’t wait to check out different products from Bellesa!" —Stephanie
Price: $69 (available in two colors)
3. A finger vibrator (yes, you read that right) to transform your boring old finger into an egg-shaped paddle of 105 textured silicone rods. When you turn it on, the little tongue in the center goes to work by flicking from front to back with 10 (!!!) vibration intensities. AKA your new best friend.
Promising review: "Absolutely love this toy. Didn't think it’d be all that, but after using it once I may never masturbate without it again." —Maia
Price: $39
2,518 shoppers are interested in this!
4. A pair of vibrating panties to spice up your Sunday drives while your partner controls the remote, as long as you're not the one driving! This is a really fun way to do something a little sexy and naughty with your partner.
Promising review: "So, I bought these with my boyfriend and I having some fun during our outings. I tried them on just to see how the panties fit. Now to see test out the bullet. I turned it on. And nearly knocked my ass over! I was not expecting it to be so strong." —Cece
Price: $79 (available in three colors)
5. A silicone dildo because sometimes all you need is a simple dildo. This bad boy is slim, easy to clean, and waterproof. Bubble baths just got waaay more fun. Bonus: This dildo is perfect for strap-on harnesses.
Promising review: "This was the first dildo I’ve ever bought! It’s amazing! The curved shape allows me to stimulate my G-spot in order to squirt. When I use this dildo, I usually use my vibrator on my clit in order to have AMAZING MIXED ORGASMS. This dildo is the perfect addition to your sex toy collection! It feels INCREDIBLE! The shape, size, and texture are all perfect for maximum orgasmic pleasure!" —Izzy
Price: $39 (available in three colors)
558 shoppers are interested in this!
6. A 3Some silicone vibrator that tackles not one, not two, but ~three~ spots. We have the anal plug, the vibrator, and the clit stimulator, all perfectly designed for the ultimate orgasm. If you don't want to use the anal plug yet, it can easily be moved aside outside of the anus and you can still enjoy the rest of this vibrator. Ugh, we love a multi-functional queen, don't we?
Promising review: "Oh boy, this is a great toy for any woman who needs to be fully fulfilled. With 3some you don't need anyone, you will satisfy yourself. Honestly, it's my favorite toy so far. The anal plug takes practice, though. Just take it slow and easy and don't forget to breathe. I had a couple of intense (the best) orgasms while playing with it." —Dina
Price: $119
7. A butt plug set because you've probably been wanting to get into anal play, but felt a bit intimidated by all of the choices. This set is designed in a range of sizes, to provide options for beginners to begin their new favorite thing to do in the bedroom.
Promising review: "This is great. The sizes are absolutely perfect. The smallest one looks laughably tiny until you can actually compare it to something. The middle is perfect and the large is about the size of a penis. Love it and would recommend it to anyone from beginner to expert just on quality and design alone." —Brandy
Price: $45 (available in two colors)
8. A realistic sex toy equipped with a heating function so it will literally feel like the real deal. Once activated, you can change the heating setting up to 104 degrees F and choose from 70 different vibration combinations. This is great for solo play or if you want to watch your partner feel some really intense pleasure.
Promising review: "This thing vibrates the perfect amount. Not too overwhelming but definitely strong enough to get the job done!" —Greg
Price: $59
1,352 shoppers are interested in this!
9. A pair of lace cuffs so you can practice some safe ~and~ comfortable bondage with your partner, allowing you to surrender to your fantasies. Alexa, play sexy music.
Promising review: "Would you believe I used to use real cuffs? These are soooo much more comfortable!" —Bellesa Customer
Price: $35
10. An interactive long-distance set to get *all* the feels from anywhere in the world. The vibrator is enabled with touch-safe technology so you know it'll reach that G-Spot effortlessly. The masturbator can reach up to 140 strokes per minute, so you'll basically both be having screaming orgasms at the same time. *Ahh, true love*
Promising review: "One of the best toys for couples out there. You can literally feel everything. Really recommended!" —Alwin
Price: $299 (available in two colors)
968 shoppers are interested in this!
11. A pair of nipple clips because you watched 50 Shades of Grey once and basically want to create your own playroom. I totally get it. Plus the sparkly bling is just *so* cute.
Promising review: "These are so gorgeous and comfortable! I love how sparkly they are! It's easier to have a partner put them on than put them on yourself, but once you get them on, they feel amazing! I HIGHLY recommend!" —Blair
Price: $19
12. An Aurora Vida vibrator perfectly designed for either the G-Spot or some serious surface stimulation with seven different vibration modes, all while feeling like the real thing. Is there such thing as perfection? There is. It's the Aurora Vida.
Promising review: "Suuuuuper pleased with this toy! The different vibration settings, along with the options for both clitoral and G-Spot stimulations are perfect for me!" —B.
Price: $99
448 shoppers are interested in this!
13. A strapless strap-on because sometimes you don't want to wear a bulky harness to pleasure your partner. It stays in place with the curved probe, which *also* delivered G-Spot stimulation to the wearer. Plus, it's waterproof! Did someone say "shower sex"? I did. I said it.
Promising review: "I love this strapless strap-on! it's so much easier to use and less of a hassle than traditional strap-ons. Because there's no harness involved, you can share with partners without worrying about size differences. it's also a great option for those who experience gender dysphoria related to sex and genitals as it feels more natural than a harness strap on." —Ace
Price: $72
330 shoppers are interested in this!
14. A body pump to stimulate your (or your partner's) clitoris, vulva, and even nipples by changing the attachment heads. It has seven vibration patterns and seven suction functions so basically, you get 49 mind-blowing variations to choose from.
Promising review: "I don't even know where to start... The possibilities with this thing seem endless. I had no idea I could make myself so sensitive! It's truly been a game-changer for me and my partner. Very happy with this purchase!" —Jana
Price: $119 (available in two colors)
15. A double dildo you can absolutely just use on yourself for some mind-blowing double penetration, or with your partner, bringing you two, quite literally, closer together.
Promising review: "A great toy all around, soft and not too bulky, fun to play with alone or with a friend!" —Miss Rose
Price: $29 (available two colors)
You, when someone asks why you've been in bed all day.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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