50 Jokes About "Criminal Minds" That Any Fan Will Just Completely Relate To

There are few things I love as much as I do the Criminal Minds fandom on Twitter.

The way they nail how we all feel while watching the show is just *chef's kiss* brilliant, and you'll probably agree:

1.

Me watching Me trying to Criminal minds watch a for 5 hours straight 45 min lecture

Twitter: @Clarissa_jrz

2.

emily and jj's wedding was my fav criminal minds moment

Twitter: @prentissnation

3.

“when covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “when the criminal minds cast has a reunion”

Twitter: @ssamagen

4.

been rewatching criminal minds

Twitter: @doyalikebaileys

5.

I watched enough criminal minds I got this https://t.co/m9qZkT7tld

Twitter: @xEnoughSaidx

6.

i just know penelope garcia’s back hurts from carrying all 15 seasons of criminal minds single handedly

Twitter: @elsjareau

7.

me walking my gf through all the criminal minds theories i developed while she was at work

Twitter: @DellaAnneChrist

8.

who’s got hulu? i just NEED to watch season 13-15 of criminal minds

Twitter: @x__mjr

9.

me: i watched criminal minds for the plot! the plot: https://t.co/RbpLda0gKn

Twitter: @morganriesbell

10.

me when i guess the ending of a criminal minds episode

Twitter: @tesscd_

11.

I just finished watching Criminal Minds. There’s no reason to live anymore

Twitter: @michigarriga

12.

normalize threatening your friends so that they watch criminal minds

Twitter: @baddiejareau

13.

me after watching that scene in criminal minds 14x15 truth or dare

Twitter: @floralmidnights

14.

So many new shows to watch on Netflix ... and here I am rewatching Criminal minds for the 50th time lol

Twitter: @LightMyWorld_93

15.

me when im alone watching criminal minds at any time of night

Twitter: @dawnielledixon

16.

I belong to criminal minds the way I be finding shit out

Twitter: @traphouzemuzilk

17.

me watching criminal minds

Twitter: @elsjareau

18.

this is how criminal minds producers write the script when the episode takes place in the south

Twitter: @dddrop_the_lace

19.

criminal minds drinking game: take a shot every time someone says “unsub”

Twitter: @Subtronics

20.

Watching “Criminal Minds” Makes Me Feel.....Comfy 😭 That’s Weird I Know But I’m Sitting Here Like

Twitter: @KHipHopWorld2

21.

Just a straight gal sitting on a couch straightly. #CriminalMinds

Twitter: @PunkyStarshine

22.

You Know You’ve Been Watching To Much “Criminal Minds” When You Come Up With The Conclusion Right Before They Do Looking At The TV Like 😭

Twitter: @KHipHopWorld2

23.

“i watch criminal minds for the plot” the plot:

Twitter: @_dxVi5

24.

I've watched 6 seasons of Criminal Minds in 15 days. Yes, I have a problem. No, I don't want help.

Twitter: @ILoveZoeyBarkow

25.

my friends: why do you like criminal minds so much me: i love psychology psychology:

Twitter: @avacsmith

26.

Me, alone girl travelling, watching criminal minds Outside my motel room right now: 5 men standing around my car, talking. Me: hmmmm am I gonna get robbed or murdered?

Twitter: @Summer_Sulliv

27.

YOURE TELLING ME GIDEON FROM CRIMINAL MINDS IS INIGO MONTOYA ????

Twitter: @Julianna_Clare

28.

if u know u know #criminalminds https://t.co/pOkQEhIKxI

Twitter: @abseeya

29.

Spencer from criminal minds is what a Virgos mind is like

Twitter: @planetmari_

30.

Starting a Rewatching New show Criminal Minds

Twitter: @bethanyablockus

31.

going to motivate myself to do homework by pretending to be garcia from criminal minds

Twitter: @S3CR3TDOOR

32.

everybody in criminal minds is so fucking hot. this show is heaven for bisexuals

Twitter: @vivi_abs

33.

If you don’t flirt like these two ... just throw the whole marriage away 😭😭 #CriminalMinds

Twitter: @dLively_

34.

This is how Penelope Garcia be on Criminal Minds 😭 “There’s 10,000 families that live in the city and 2,000 of them have a dog. BUT only one family has a dog that’s orange... I’m sending it to your PDAs now...bye” I be like damn Garcia... https://t.co/H6C6L5gHRf

Twitter: @fluffykaay

35.

I just found out the pig episode of Criminal Minds was inspired by a real case😟😟

Twitter: @sandy_cadet

36.

Watching criminal minds is great until you start getting paranoid that someone's gonna break into the house and kill you 😍

Twitter: @juliesoeng

37.

girls be like “good night” then watch criminal minds

Twitter: @imnotangelito

38.

Watching Criminal Minds just means yelling things like “there isn’t any database that would even contain that information!!!!!!” at my TV when they ask Garcia to compile a list of, like, all the brown-haired teenage boys in a 15-mile area near Los Angeles

Twitter: @OliviaMesser

39.

homework? no bulletjournaling & criminal minds <3

Twitter: @tatianasorianoo

40.

me trying to find out the plot to criminal minds

Twitter: @empiristic

41.

what’s the worst scene in criminal minds and why is it this

Twitter: @elsjareau

42.

Did I start watching criminal minds because I saw an intense scene between Aubrey plaza and Matthew grey gubler on TikTok? The answer is yes

Twitter: @cheetohfingerzz

43.

i let my son (7) watch one episode of criminal minds and now he only refers to me as “the unsub”

Twitter: @carterhambley

44.

what episode of criminal minds is this?

Twitter: @mggwho

45.

Everytime I watch criminal minds, the same thing happens The team: we believe the unsub to be a white male- Me:

Twitter: @_StinkyRatBoy_

46.

i still can’t get over criminal minds as a concept, the team be like “this un-sub orders her dishes at a spice level of 3, see if there are any women who entered the foster care system between 2004-2008”

Twitter: @crytheyby

47.

imagine hating any of the main bau women from criminal minds

Twitter: @DARKH0TCH

48.

my principal addresses me and identifies me with criminal minds

Twitter: @th1ghsupremacy

49.

Im having icecream for lunch and watching criminal minds, if this is how living alone is like I love it

50.

Should I stay up all night and watch criminal minds or should I stay up all night and watch criminal minds ??

Twitter: @alexughh7

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