After being in the closet since I was 15, I finally came out as bisexual last year to everyone. It truly amazes me how much I relate to jokes about being bisexual, so here are my favorite ones:
1. Shego might have been one of my first crushes.
i love how all 3 of my bisexual awakenings give off the same energy
2. Why can't we sit normally?
3. The required uniform:
By 9pm tonight I shall finally become a cliche bisexual
4. *Bi panic ensues*
someone brought up the mummy today, and as a bisexual i am now required to rewatch it
5. I watched this movie for the plot. The plot: Aubrey Plaza.
6. Low-key just watched this last night, and I agree.
I wasn’t born bisexual I watched this movie
7. Why are we like this?!
pov you walk in on me, a bisexual, who knows how to use a standing desk
8. What? Not me. Okay, me.
bi women be juggling 5 men but throwing up tryna ask a girl how her day was
9. *Impulse-perms my hair and now wants a pixie*
bi culture is being permanently indecisive about your haircut
10. Where's the lie?
11. Don't show this to my fiancé.
i’m bisexual that means i’m attracted to girls who look like they just descended from heaven and boys who look like they just rose from the grave
12. Truer words have not been spoken.
Some people think bisexuality is a 50/50 split between your attraction to men and women but for me it personally means I am resentfully attracted to men and terrified of women
13. Every character in the Twilight Saga, tbh.
bisexual culture is being in love with the whole cast of a movie
14. Okay, I get it. Please stop attacking me.
Bi culture is saying I'M GAY because you're far too ashamed of yourself for liking men.
15. Guess I'm in love with Mia Healey now.
16. Okay, you can show *this* to my fiancé.
Bi culture is hating men until you see a good looking man
17. I thought I wanted to ~be~ them. Turns out I wanted to be ~with~ them.
bi culture is realizing u had a crush on a bunch of ur girl pals but u always just thought it was bc u REALLY wanted to be their friend
18. I don't need this.
Bi culture is listening to frank ocean alone at midnight and crying
19. If you don't think this sounds amazing, you're so wrong.
20. Me, every day.
Bi update: Today, I'm feeling loudly bisexual.
21. Wait...yes.
closeted bi culture is secretly making all your sims bisexual while being unaware of it as a child
22. LOUDER FOR THE PEEPS IN THE BACK!
happy #biweek from me, a girl in a relationship with a guy.. which dosnt make me any less bi
23. *Eyeroll*
"Pick a side." "You're just confused." "There's no such thing." #BiWeek
24. 👏 👏 👏
25. We just admire from afar.
Bisexual culture is liking boys and girls and dating neither.
26. I forgot my How to Seem More Bisexual for Dummies handbook.
“You don’t seem bi.” Oh shit sorry forgot my Bi.D. Wanna just watch me parallel park a hybrid while we listen to Lizzo or ??
27. Basically every movie I watch.
28. *Uncuffs jeans*
Trying to act straight at family gatherings like 😂😂😂 #GrowingUpBi
29. Not me with a nose ring...
bi culture is: -saying “im gay” -saying “i fucking love girls” -saying “i fucking love boys” -listening to Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko -listening to Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At The Disco -nose rings -went through an emo phase -“i’m gay”
30. It's always bread.
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