What I wouldn't give for another year of weird holiday decorations in the East Colonnade.

"This was their turning point."

Grimace is not a taste bud. I repeat: Grimace is not a taste bud!

"This is aging like wine bro."

The Rose Garden has been the site of national celebrations, international visits, family moments, and now, concrete.

There's a good chance a transgender person helped pioneer a medical procedure you've had, or helped write the score to your favorite movie.

I wonder if a regular person (me) can also be carried around in the sedia gestatoria.

Broom handles, hat pins, and curling irons, oh my!

The look on the pope's face while posed next to Trump feels apt for the times.

"The Nazis would use the electoral process of democracy to destroy democracy."

"The parallels get worse and worse. Here we go."

BRB, I gotta draw some "twigs 'n' berries" on the wall inside a basilica.

No sex on Saturdays, Sundays, or one of three obtuse 40-day periods throughout the year. Also, no imagining things. Or mouth stuff.

Don't think the leech would've been my first choice.