"During this time, I realized there was something scarier than death. I thought I might be stuck like this forever."

BRB, marking off yesterday on my calendar with a tiny nail clipper sticker.

"I just wanna make it clear that you can conquer your fear and have fun with it."

"My daughter stayed in the entirety of the class despite being sick due to fearing losing the extra credit."

Let me introduce you to my friend Tim "Fantasy Football League."

You won't catch me complaining next time I decide to treat myself to an alcohol-free cocktail!

"That's amazing," one commenter wrote. "It's a great alternative so she is still part of the party and also safe. I love the idea. Thank you."