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Aubrey did a "Desert Fox" photoshoot because she's a fox, from the desert. Her mother doesn't think she's so foxy and refuses to see her, which sends Aubrey back to high school begging to be reprimanded for her huge boobs. [There was a video here]…

"It was the bloody death of a bird that provoked Mike to throw his first ever punch" says narrator Michael Kenneth Williams (The Wire), and we're off to the pigeon races with Taking On Tyson, Animal Planet's new docudrama. [There was a video here] On…

Oprah Ends Up Giving Everyone Their Own Show

The deserving and adorable Zach Anner won Your Own Show! But in a supertwist not unlike when a movie turns out to be a dream, his rival Kristina Kuzmic was also awarded a series on OWN Friday. I knew Zach was going to take it when I saw this. Someone…

The Grill 'Em All NYC Victory Lap Finale

LA's Grill 'Em All won Food Network's food truck show, then did a 5-day tour of New York, documenting for a YouTube series. Here's Gawker TV's 24-hour exclusive sneak of tomorrow's finale. Starring Pabst! [There was a video here] In this conclusion…

Astrologer Calls BS on New Astrological Signs

No need to buy that Ophiuchus nameplate necklace: Your sign hasn't changed, and astronomers talking about astrology is not cool said Dr. Craig Martin to Gawker.TV about yesterday's self-image-shattering news. Astrologer Dr. Craig Martin wrote and…

Jack White Spins Reggie Watts Hair Record

Here musicpreneur Jack White shares his company's 2011 innovations, including fuchsia vinyl with The Greeting Card Gatefold™ (plays when you open it) and a monkeys-singing-Swedish-metal machine. Superwin: the Reggie Watts hair record, made from real…

Pank Cup Boy Too Sick To Taste His Own Awesome Cooking

You know how you can't taste food when you're sick? It's the holidays and you've been waiting all year for that Tofurky, but then you eat it and: oh noes. I cannot taste the Tofurky. This chain smoking poet understands.

I'm torn on this new teaser for season three of Toddlers & Tiaras, which announces the return of Makenzie, a "diva" who is wonderful (and horrifying) television. Here, she is weirded out by doing her nails on "that show." Sadface?

Watch a Clip of Bob Dylan Preaching About Baby Jesus From 1978

Like your holidays full of the little Lord Jesus? So did Bob Dylan in 1978. In this stage patter from the unauthorized documentary Busy Being Born... Again! Bobby testifies to Baby J. and says KISS leads to the pit. [There was a video here]

Greg Gutfeld Feeds You With a Spoon Full of Evil

The Red Eye staff is high, says Greg, so they cooked up Offspring's prison meal and a mashed potato sandwich, from Simon & Schusters' Mosh Potatoes, a cookbook benefiting Meals On Wheels. Filled with hair and meth. Amirite?

Our happy Hamptons times have ended, and what is our takeaway? That if you're a Bis.Co. barista looking for her big break, upskirt it up. And that being bitchy about having to model (oh, sigh!) is not a good look. This season's MacGuffin was…

Aubrey O'Day Tries To Make Her Ass Happen

Courtney Love showing her ass is hard to follow. But Aubrey O'Day, talking about her own new reality show on Running Russell Simmons, took butt showing (and booty discussing) to a pole-dancing-y 11. See also: Brett Ratner's bathroom. This show is a…

Courtney Love's Rock Chicks Reality Show Pitch

Courtney Love is creating a show called Rock Chicks, which she pitched on this week's Running Russell Simmons. She also discussed her deceased husband's sister's "white trash" name, photographed her mullet, and sang Rock N Roll N*gger. In this…

Jeremy Kyle Announces U.S. Daytime Talk Show

Broadcasting & Cable reports that Britain's ITV talk show host Jeremy Kyle will bring his daytime horrorshow to the US next fall. Into the apocalypse? See him make Jerry Springer look like a humanitarian, inside. Kyle is your standard UK presenter…

Andrew Jenks Does Awkward Stand-Up

Being Shannon the Cannon in grade school was not magnificent. But in this clip where Jenks tries stand-up following his comedian subject Dan St. Germain (whose divorced dad dancing joke is a win), he reveals an even sadder moniker. [There was a video…

Dr. Claw's Cooking Channel Special Will Make You Weep

Ever wanted to go to Brooklyn for an illicit lobster roll? Then you know the power of Ben Sargent. In this minute in a half he will make you cry because you are not eating mussels on the beach. [There was a video here] On his raw new one-off Hook,…

Purists are complaining that the new trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage Of The Dawn Treader begins at the end instead of the beginning, perhaps because it's the most religious of the books. But all I see is Aslan. [There was a video here]

What do Bethenny Frankel and Vince Neil have in common? They are both going to be on Skating With The Stars! Watch this promo for Tattoos and Tequila, on ice, with a shot of Sean Young on the side. Wow. [There was a video here] Here's the full cast,…

Watch an Intern's "Britney Moment" as She Flashes Rapper T.I. With No Underwear On

On Running Russell Simmons, intern Sagen said when you look up RUSH Communications in the Yellow Pages you see a picture of her vag. Then she showed it to T.I. She called this her "Britney moment." Watch the madness. [There was a video here] If I…

In this servicey That Metal Show bit, featuring Def Leppard's Phil Collen, we learn: Dimebag Darrell's (RIP) hangover prevention method, who is juicing, and who needs a doctor on hand and two injections before he plays. [There was a video here]